This is the San Diego Freeway I-405 both directions
north and southbound running under the old Mulholland Bridge at the
Sepulveda Pass. You're looking northbound toward Burbank. As you can see
the HOV lanes are making way in each direction in the middle of the
road. This picture shows the preview to Carmageddon I last year. On the
southbound side (left) the road is starting to be widened. On
Carmeggedon II they plan on finishing the widening of the road on both
sides and the demolition of what's left of the old bridge to finish the
new one.
DEAR SERGEANT AL: Do you have the latest update on Carmageddon II? –L.A. TRAFFIC JUST AUGMENTS ANXIETY MENTALLY.
DEAR SERGEANT AL: Do you have the latest update on Carmageddon II? –L.A. TRAFFIC JUST AUGMENTS ANXIETY MENTALLY.
DEAR L.A. TRAFFIC JAAM: Before I do let me tell the rest of the world
what Carmageddon is and how if it doesn’t apply to them they can continue
reading for their enjoyment to laugh at us Los Angelenos for being so car
dependent or move on to another post or website to not care. US Interstate 405,
which is also called the San Diego Freeway (because it heads that way thus runs
north and south) is an American public access interstate highway situated on
the west side of Los Angeles, California right by LAX Airport (as you know I love acronyms
as I call LAX by its acronym, “lax,” like a laxative, a name it has earned). For you East
Coasters saying to yourself “SO WHAT,” to put it in terms that you will better understand,
it is the I-95 Cross Bronx Expressway of the West Coast. Similar to what would
happen if something were to obstruct the Bronx road that it would affect some
part of the eastern seaboard like a colon blockage, if someone drops a load of crap on the 405 it
stinks up the entire Los Angeles area bringing it to its knees. Through an area
further north on the 405 is an area that’s a canyon called the Sepulveda Pass that
has an old bridge that runs over the 405 running east and west. That bridge
carries Mulholland Drive from Hollywood in the east and it’s called the
Mulholland Bridge. They need to replace that bridge with a new one. They also
need to finish widening the 405 highway way down under it, which includes adding
an HOV lane in each direction which in my opinion there’s no excuse as it
should have been added a long time ago without the need of widening the highway.
Doing this all is one big pain in the ass that costs $1 billion as they will
need to at some point shut down the entire highway for a whole weekend to
finish both projects. There you have Carmegeddon.
Carmegeddon I of one weekend in July last year
was more about widening the highway than replacing the bridge. The anticipated
event which was mainly about the highway shutdown was a prediction on the level of cataclysmic proportions that the name “Carmegeddon”
was born. Anyone from traffic engineers and reporters to cops and politicians were
predicting the end of the Los Angeles world as we know it, which of course, and
probably like the real Armageddon, if such a thing were to really happen in a
Biblical sense that perhaps it actually won’t unless we really wish it so. Well
Carmegeddon didn’t occur and the letdown seemed to be some kind of
dysfunctional release, kind of like the Hindenburg being suddenly and spontaneously deflated like a balloon instead of
exploding and incinerating like the massive Zeppelin it was. Traffic during the shutdown wasn’t so bad by LA usual standards, and they
were able to reopen ahead of schedule that weekend, and in that it seemed we
were let down that nothing really happened. We were able to move around both
the detours and with our lives. But wait. Now we are being told that the same
thing that didn’t happen last time will really happen this time. Did they mean
the catastrophe of a highway closure or did they mean the event that turned
into a non-event? Carmegeddon II scheduled for the weekend of September 29-30 is
more about finishing the bridge, which is a more complex project that is not as
easy as Carmegeddon I was. This is it and they mean it, which means they may
not finish on time, the project may be dragged out a bit further into the week
perhaps, and we will suffer as a result of it that we really didn’t the last
time.
FOR ANGELENOS ONLY: On Friday September 28 around
7 pm stay away for the entire weekend from the 405 anywhere near I-10 (the
Santa Monica Freeway) and US 101 (the Hollywood Freeway), at the top and bottom of the red line in the map above as these highways
connect to the 405 near the Sepulveda Pass (the black Mickey Mouse ears on the lower right is where Disneyland sits if those not from LA must know). Expect major delays (whatever that
means because as you know traffic here means major delays on any given day
and time, ANYWAY). If I were you on four or more wheels, I would build in extra time and would
plan your trip to avoid the west side of Los Angeles on the 405 from LAX
probably to all the way up to Burbank. Keep your eyes peeled on your smartphone
to your Google Maps app in traffic mode before making any moves that weekend.
For Monday October 1st commuters: they SAY the highway and ramps
will be open by 6 am that Monday, but I would cut the TV or radio on early in
the morning just to make sure hell didn’t actually freeze over in that the
detours are still in effect due to delays. If they are still cleaning up what’s
left of the old bridge I’d take an alternate route. THEREFORE: To my fellow
Angelenos I’m issuing a WARNING that’s coming in just a few weeks: Carmegeddon
II is a comin’! Beware for whom the car tolls, for this time it may actually toll for you!
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Sgt. Al here. I welcome your comments, ideas, and suggestions. You have questions about the police, and I'm interested in hearing what you have to say as a citizen. Thanks!